What would you do if....

[Alfred F. Jones]

Okay guys! This is OOC by the way. This is a little game where people can post a 'What would you do if...' questions, while answering others.

Rules:

1. MUST be Hetalia-related.

2. PLEASE number them so we can tell who's answering what question!

3. Don't just ask, answer too (and vice versa)!


Here are some to start:

What would you do if...

(1) The phone rings and whoever you are living/staying picks it up and says it's a frenchman who says his name is Francis Bonnefois?

(2) You go shopping at the supermarket and see Spain and Romano in the tomato section?

(3) You see England being dragged out of your local pub/bar?

[puffinmaster]

(1) hang up
(2) leave them
(3) take a picture

okai! my questions

(4) you see a advert for beer, and there is Prussia, Germany and Denmark in it?
(5) you hear a very drunk Ivan screaming: VOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAA?

[Alfred F. Jones]

(4) I know I'm underaged but... GIMME THAT BEER!
(5) He's falling out a plane, right? Catch him, then ask where Liet is so I can find out where Poland and America are, so I can find where Canada and England are so I can-

You can see where is going...

[puffinmaster]

That wasnt one purpose you know...
OH WELL!
(6) Italy jumps hugs Japan in public?

Answers for my own questions:
(4) Is it german or danish?
(5) Russia

[Alfred F. Jones]

Answering my own questions:

(1) *picks ups phone* FRANCE! STOP TRYING TO CALL ME!
(2) Ooi, Supein! Kotoshi mo tomato ga takusan toreta zo, 'kkono yaro! Buono Tomato~ Buono Tomato~ Buono buono oo! Tomato Aka agete midori sagete?! Tomato -mato -mato, Hn~
(3) Which is worse, drunk England driving or America driving in England? Well, only one way to find out...

(6) ITALY! Don't hug Japan! But, if you want... You know... I like hugs...

( 8 ) You see Poland in the Woman's Clothes section?

( 8 ) Feliks, totally drop that dress and, like, put on this one, broski!

[puffinmaster]

( pull him out and put him into the manly section and say "you are a man not a woman... pervert"

[Mathias Køhler]

When did this thread start? Oh well. I'll answer all the questions.

1) *speaking down the phone* Um... Hi? Who is this? Francis Bonnefoy. *hangs up*

2)*starts a tomato fight* Ha! Take that boys!

3)*goes up to security guard* Don't worry. I'll take him home. I know him.

4) *has already tried that beer* It's definatley awesomer than Prussia.
Prussia: Oi! ((I know he's not my character but I had to))

5) *jumps on his back and rodeo rides him* Woooooooo! Can I have some?

6) *joins in the hugging* Heya Nihon!

7) Where are you?

I never go to the womans' section. So I wouldn't see him. I guess it's fine since I kind of am doing the same thing as him.

Now for my question:

9) You find out you are a nation

10) Romania attacks you and starts sucking your blood.

My answers for those:

9) *goes to Nordics* Can I join you guys? *then partays*

10) *fights back* Leave me alone! *then becomes his bestie*

[Alfred F. Jones]

(9) *EPIC FANGASM* asfjyfjkyclig! Hellz yeah! I-I'm gonna go to W Academy and laugh at Seychelles as I GET THE MAN I'VE ALWAYS DAYDREAMED ABOUT! *teams up with Prussia* LET'S GO SEIZE SOME VITAL REGIONS!!!

(10) You know, my mouth is up here.

[puffinmaster]

(9) Wait what?
(10) Damm you vasi... *pulls him nearer* there is more to do...

[Alfred F. Jones]

(11) You wake up and see Veneziano sleeping beside you. And we can tell what he's wearing by this quote from Japan: "It's bad enough that you insist on sleeping naked!"

(12) You see your OTP IN ACTION IN REAL LIFE


(11) *cuddles* Ve~ Now all I have to do is wait for him to wake up...

(12) *nosebleed* BY PRUSSIA'S AWESOMENESS MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! AND THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS AND KISSING AND I'M GONNA SCREAM! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Mathias Køhler]

(11) *edges away slowly* I hope none of his stuff even touched me. *gets hugged from behind, cringes*

(12)*runs away* My eyes, god forbid I see anything like that again. I've seen enough for a lifetime. I only read my first hentai comic last year and now I'm seeing this.

My new ones: *thinks really hard*

(13) (unlucky thirteen) You end up in the army, the only problem is that you are fighting against your favourite country.

(14) The world suffers a zombie apocalypse and you end up locked in a room with a random nation.

And answers to those:

(13) Noooooo! *goes AWOL* Not fighting him.

(14) *acts all tough at the start* Awww hell yeah! Let's go kick some zombie ass. *then freaks out and hides behind nation* God Damn it! Save Me!

[Alfred F. Jones]

(13) I-I'm sorry... But I refuse to fight! Goodbye.

(14) You have a gun right? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PACIFIST?! I guess I'll wrestle them WITH MY BARE HANDS!!

[puffinmaster]

(11) turn him into a cat and say now thats better
(12) watch intensely and do a fangirl scream
(13) goes AWOL
(14)get a hockey stick and crash through the window saying FUWAHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE ZOMBIE
questions:
(15) You see germany cry because he snapped 'Herr stick'
(16) france dances in the street naked and gets chased by england


(15) laugh in my mind
(16) laugh out loud

[Alfred F. Jones]

(15) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Germany... I-I'm so sorry... *begin mega crying session* I LOVED HERR STICK!

(16) France! England, I'll help you on one condition: you spend a night with America and make fireworks. You will? Okay France! *tackle*


(17) You see the Nordics walking into your nearest furniture store.

(18) You come home and see Veneziano and Romano making you dinner.


(17) Hey! Finland! Guess what? I can do an awesome voice impression of you! Sorry everyone else, can't do you guys.

(18) HUGGGGG! Romano! Stop struggling! You'll never escape, you know... Wait, it's pasta right? You're making pasta right?! HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE VENE AND ROMA ARE MAKING ME PASTA!

[Mathias Køhler]

15) *goes into a forest and finds another Herr Stick and gives it to Germany* Here a new schtwicky freund.

16) *stares after them* WTF!

17) So... I heard all the furniture made in Fenno-Scadinavia come together to make a robot. Please show me.

18 ) *sits down at table and stupidly asks* What are we eating tonight? Is it PATSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ or Pizza,bastardos?

New questions:
19) You find out you are being stalked by the countries.

20) You have to choose between all the Allies to sit next to on the bus.

And my answers to these:
19) *secretly fangirl inside, act nonchalant outside* Oh yeah, I knew you were following me all this time and stuff.

20) I totally go and sit next to Russia.

[Alfred F. Jones]

(19) Wait, what? I'M BEING STALKED BY THE PEOPLE I'M STALKING?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!

(20) Guys, there are five seats at the back , so I'll sit between Iggy and America in the middle, Russia, sit next to England and China next to America. Oh, and France go sit over there... (what about Canada...)


(21) France pins you against a wall and says that he loves you

(22) You find out your PE teacher has been replaced with Germany


(21) You're quite strong... Mind letting me go for a second? *runs off*

(22) No... Please no... OH BEANBAGS! I REFUSE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! GERMANYYYYYYYYYY!


Plus - I know this isn't a 'What would you do if...?' question, but

(23) If you could go out with one character, who would it be?


(23) Canada~

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