Re: Talk about everything.

[Mathias Køhler]

This place is seriously inactive. Let's advertise!!!

[Alfred F. Jones]

On Omegle (my bff)

Oh my gosh! After waiting forever and finally getting round to it...

I found out that the letter I sent to Smosh got shown on Ian is Bored!

Yeah, it was a long time ago - Special Eyes in Our Mail - But I hadn't bothered to check for ages.

It's the one where Ian says "Why are you wearing a dress?"

[Mathias Køhler]

Send a link Alfred and advertise our Roleplay site in a group on Deviant Art!!!

[Alfred F. Jones]

Guys, I just became a Doitsuist. I also lost my parting in my hair.

Shine bright like a Doitsu

[Mathias Køhler]

I converted to Diotsuism years ago. I assume that you found the Church of Doitsu's tumblr page.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Yes!

*going into Poland gossip mode*

Like, when did you convert? Did you totally get baptized and get your certificate and stuff? OMG, I'm totally getting my certificate maybe later on (sister Coral TOTALLY hasn't had a chance to dish them out, so we're all, like, waiting). Is t, like, a major part of your life or not? Do you say Lord Doitsu's oath when you wake up and go to sleep? Do you, like, totally have a special shrine? Tell me broski!

[Mathias Køhler]

Waoh... You seriously went for it. I got my certificate and I converted a few months ago. I got blessed by the holy potato. I didn't have a shrine built yet, but I do say the oath.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Wait, I'm confused. Did you convert a few years ago or a few months ago?

[Mathias Køhler]

A few months ago. I exaggerated. Duh.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Okay, this what I'm actually doing, but now I'm truly Veneziano.

Are you mad with me or something? Did I do something wrong? I'm very sorry! Please don't be mad! I'll do anything! No kidding, I feel like I'm about to cry. Seriously. No joke.

[Mathias Køhler]

Really? Are you actually scared like that?

[Alfred F. Jones]

It's a weakness, I know, but I'm constantly scared like that. Apart from if I'm cooking, drawing or watching anime.

[Mathias Køhler]

Why are you scared?

[Alfred F. Jones]

I don't know... It's just a really scary world.

[Mathias Køhler]

Okay. That was random then.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Deciding to lighten the mood~ I did another meme, and seeing as you said you vowed to do all the ones I did, I'll post it up:

Hetalia Writing Meme

1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?

Italy Veneziano. If in doubt, surrender it out! Also, I love cooking, drawing and I always get nervous that my friends won’t like me…

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Cana-kun! I’d grab everyone’s attention, tell them to all be quiet and let him speak!

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

Canada can’t do that. He just can’t. But if he did, he’d only whisper it.

4. You would...

a) stand there; my tiny American brain frazzled
b) figure out what he said
c) yell "let's go get some drinks then!"


5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?

Play Chariots of Fire and run in slow motion towards him and he’d run to me and we’d hug and go get some pancakes.

6. You would be most afraid of...

Belarus. Calm down girl.

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

If I let Russia stay with me I’m going to have no more doorknobs!

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?

Turkey. Every time he comes near me I’m going to punch him in the face.

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

Turkey again. First, force him to eat some of Britain’s food. Then, leave him and France alone before buying two bats, giving one to Greece, and then hitting him over and over with it.

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on.

If it was unrequited… Probably Britain. So tsundere.

12. And your love rival would be.

America~

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).

Make me listen to him all day.

14. Your best friend?

Italy Romano, Veneziano or Poland. Heck, all three!

15. What about your daily punching bag?

Turkey. He’s the only one I don’t like…

16. And your drinking buddy would be...

Japan. I think it would be fun~

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?

I can’t believe they stopped Lucky Star? I mean really?

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)

Angry

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.

Wait, what? Okay… It was Italy Romano… In Spain’s living room…

20. And exactly how did this come about...?

It all began with a tomato fight…

21. You get caught by.

Italy Veneziano

22. Everyone's reaction?

What the hell?

23. Who would your mother be? Father?

Hungary and Prussia

24. Siblings?

Switzerland and Liechtenstein



S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1. Who is your favourite character? Why?

THAT IS SUCH A HARD QUESTION! Everyone but Turkey.

2. Your least favourite character? Again, why?

Turkey. I JUST HATE HIM SO MUCH!

3. Your favourite pairing?

USUK! I’m actually wearing a ‘I love USUK’ t-shirt while I’m doing this…

4. Your rival ship?

FRUK!

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia).

Sealand and Liechtenstein. I just got a brand new ship.

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?

Britain! Yes!

7. Why?

Tsuntsun deredere

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! I-I- DON’T KNOW!*dies*

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.

No.

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?

Da.

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
I am 100% Hetalia Fan!!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [X]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [X]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [X]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [X]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [X]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character)
[X]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume?
[X]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character?
[X]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [X]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [X]

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [X]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [X]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [X]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [X]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [X] (First part, Hetalia is a true-to-life Bible)

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [X]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [X]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [X]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [X]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before. [X]

21. You hugged or were angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character they were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [X]

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [X]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? [X]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [X]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [X]


S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?

Yes, Italy Veneziano!

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
- - - - - - - - - -

1. Axis Powers.

In Italian that’s an Asse!

2. Italy.

PASTAAAAAAA~!


3. Germany.

He’s big and strong, and he can tie his own shoelaces!

4. Japan.

He’s very quiet. He needs a girlfriend!

5. China.

He has a wok! It’s very painful if you get hit!

6. Hero.

Germany! He always saves me when I’m in trouble!

7. TSUNDERE.

I think that’s one of Japan’s words…

8. Yaoi.

I don’t understand what you’re saying!

9. Frying pan.

For cooking, ve~!

10. Austria.

He was very strict years ago, now he’s nicer.

11. Pastaaaa~

PASTAAAAAAAA~!

12. Magic!

Can you make me some pasta?

13. Tell me a story. Like, one time I was hanging out with England. The end.

One day I made some pasta for Germany! His sausages tasted horrible…

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!

Pasta!

15. France.

Big Brother!

16. America.

He makes weird versions of my food…

17. Sealand.

Where’s that?

18. Switzerland.

He’s dangerous…

19. Belarus.

Stop trying to scare me!!

20. Russia.

I said stop!

21. Random Country.

Romano!

22. Shinatty.

What does that mean?

23. Allied Forces.

Scary!

24. Matthew.

Who?

25. Prussia.

He says he’s awesome and he’s Germany’s big brother!

S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin

Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

I’m dying because this was so fun. *bows* Arigatou Gozaimasu


Because my question wasn't answered... Are you mad at me?

[Mathias Køhler]

Wow. That seems like a cool meme. I might try it.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Guys! We need to continue the party role-play too! I left the last one and noone replied...

[Mathias Køhler]

I'm stumped on that one. I'm having a major writers block and don't know what to put. I'm away as well so I don't particularly want to type up some super long thing that I usually would.


Agh! I'm super pissed at my iPod. I was replying to pokemon and it deleted the entire thing.

[puffinmaster]

I did it...

Hetalia Writing Meme 

1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have? 

I think... Japan, I am quiet and I like things that are kawaii. I would freak out if America broke my window sill

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?

Norgur, such a cute and nice (if he cares for you) person...

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?

Norgur would just walk away

4. You would...

A) Stand there confused
B) Run after him
C) Ask where he was gonig

5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who? 

I would just stand there in despair watching him and when I get the confidence I would tell him that I'm kind of confused and I need explanations

6. You would be most afraid of...

None I guess...

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).

I don't know??

8. Who would be the most afraid of you? 

Romano. I want to set his curl on fire

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?

I dont know??? Stop asking me these questions!

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on.

Romania, dammit

12. And your love rival would be.

Bulgaria or Spain (don't ask)

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes). 

Nothing.

14. Your best friend? 

America...or Canada

15. What about your daily punching bag? 

Romano XD

16. And your drinking buddy would be...

Danmark

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about? 

So how's the lego castle? 

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...) 

Depressed

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.

. . .  .////. It was Ice in a fridge

20. And exactly how did this come about...? 

Well.... *insert long story*

21. You get caught by.

Norgur

22. Everyone's reaction? 

. . .Denmark: What Norge took pictures???
Everyone:. . . . . Okay. . .
Norge: I sent them to japan.
Me: wait what??

23. Who would your mother be? Father? 

England and France

24. Siblings? 

Canada and America.



S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1. Who is your favourite character? Why? 

Iceland

2. Your least favourite character? Again, why? 

.... I don't know....

3. Your favourite pairing? 

RONOR!

4. Your rival ship? 

SPAMANO...

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia? (E.g: A country you hadn't even heard of until reading/watching Hetalia). 

Sealand and Liechtenstein...yes I did.

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character? 

France

7. Why? 

I am a pervert

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces? 

The Nordic 5

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.

Copyright.

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes? 

Da.

S E C T I O N T H R E E:
I am 100% Hetalia Fan!! 
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [X]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [X]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [X]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? []

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [] 

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) 
[X]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? 
[]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? 
[]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [X]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. []

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. []

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [X]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. []

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [X]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [X] (First part, Hetalia is a true-to-life Bible)

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [X]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [X]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [X]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [X]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before. []

21. You hugged or were angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character they were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). []

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [X]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? [X]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [X]

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [X]


S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that I've written to make this meme even more unbearable.

Do you still remember your character from section one?

*nods*

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
- - - - - - - - - -

1. Axis Powers.

I am in that group.

2. .Italy

Italia-kun very nice and funny.


3. Germany.

Germany-san is sometimes strict, but cares about italy.

4. Japan.

That's me.

5. China.

My father, he can be annoying.

6. Hero.

....Don't you mean america-san?

7. TSUNDERE.

Igirisu is tsundere

8. Yaoi.

 Good.

9. Frying pan.

Oh you mean Hugary-chan? She is my yaoi and yuri partner

10. Austria.

Austria-san is polite and musical. He's a good friend of mine.

11. Pastaaaa~

Italy?

12. Magic!

. . . Manga!

13. Tell me a story. Like, one time I was hanging out with England. The end.

Germany gave me a diet, I had to eat tomatoes...

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!

Yuri (headcannon: Japan likes yuri more than yaoi because he is a man)

15. France.

Very interesting person

16. America.

America-san claims to be the hero

17. Sealand.

Very loud...

18. Switzerland.

A good friend

19. Belarus.

A beautiful woman

20. Russia.

Sc-scary

21. Random Country.

South korea

22. Shinatty.

Ah, hell kitty

23. Allied Forces.

Ah, I'm very good friends with them

24. Matthew. 

Who?

25. Prussia.

Very loud and strong but not strict.

S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin

Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.

Arigatou.



   
 

[Mathias Køhler]

Puffin! I told you some of the faults in your Roleplay answer since you requested it. This roleplay is on hiatus until you fix them. We must make you better! Remember Lan is looking forward to roleplaying with you. So you need to get better.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Dere Meme

Your Loli/Shota side (cutesy):
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You love sweets and cute things.
[/] You are often confused and lost in conversations with your friends. (Sometimes.)
[X] You blush simply thinking of sexual things.
[ ] People often call you cute.
[X] You care a lot about your friends.
[ ] You embarrass yourself a lot with silly question or statements.
[X] You like bright, soft colors.
[/] You enjoy listening to cute, sweet, gentle songs. (But not all the time.)
[X] You add things to the end of your friend's names
[X] People often say "aww" when you've done something clumsy/silly. (When I'm at conventions...)
[ ] You like anime/movies about romance, love and friendship.

Total: 8

Your Tsundere side :
[/] You come off as tough and confident on the outside, when you are actually soft and emotional on the inside.
[X] You often hide your true feelings for someone.
[X] You are caring but deny it when someone tells it to you.
[X] You are protective.
[X] When someone bugs you, you tell them right away strongly, but are still on the inside worried that you've hurt them.
[X] You are easily embarrassed.
[X] Compliments make you feel awkward and you always deny them.
[X] You tease and bully the one you love to hide your feelings.
[X] You can be violent at times.
[X] You may hurt people a lot, but regret it right away.
[ ] When people say Thank You, you often reply by saying it was for yourself
[ ] You never cry in front of others.

Total: 9.5

Your Yandere side:
[ ] You are often loving, caring, sweet - until someone upsets you badly.
[X] When angry, you're normally hide it until the time for revenge is right.
[X] You can at times, be obsessive.
[X] People have said you are "two-faced" (Oh my gosh, someone said that yesterday!)
[X] People tell you you're nice, but can be creepy at times.
[ ] You scare the crap out of your friends when you get upset.
[ ] People find it weird to see you anything other than gentle and smiling.
[ ] When you're upset, sometimes you still smile, even when saying something harsh.
[X] You can get very violent.
[X] You love to help people, but often love to help yourself more.
[X] You like slow, sweet, but twisted songs.
[X] You like colors like dark blue or light red.

Total: 8

Your Kuudere side:
[X] You don't show your emotions to others.
[X] You hide your true feelings.
[X] When you become close to someone, you slowly open up.
[ ] Although you don't show it, you are easily made happy.
[ ] You care for others a lot, still you don't show it.
[ ] People think you are mysterious.
[X] You can be shy.
[ ] You aren't very loud, rather silent.
[ ] You know who to trust and who not to.
[ ] You choose your friends wisely.
[X] You like simple colors, like light purple or white.
[ ] You are rather mature.

Total: 5

Your Dandere side:
[ ] You are a shy person.
[ ] You are quiet and don't speak up for yourself.
[X] You look down instead of straight forwards when walking.
[ ] You sometimes go to extreme levels just to get out of public speaking.
[/] You have stage fright.
[X] You are stoic and not very open.
[ ] You hide yourself with your hair at times.
[ ] Your face starts boiling when speaking with others.
[ ] You speak very quietly in case you say something silly or you sound weird.
[ ] You are afraid of meeting new people.
[X] You are a hard worker.
[X] You do not have as many friendships as others, but those you do have, you cherish very much.

Total: 4.5


Tsundere?

[Mathias Køhler]

*looks sheepish* I actually haven't been here in a while. I'm going to gget Puffin to change her Poke post ASAP because I was actually enjoying that role-play.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Yay! Coming back!

Let's continue stuff!

[Mathias Køhler]

How about you reply to the party rp.

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